Showing posts with label knit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label knit. Show all posts

Monday, January 10, 2011

A lip warmer. . .

I don't get it. Could you just imagine opening your birthday present and finding this little beauty? Maybe Aunt Bunny knit you this 'stache because you told her how much you liked hers. But, Aunt Bunny didn't recognize sarcasm much. Look closely, and you will see this moustache comes complete with its own ear attachments to keep it in place, because a crooked moustache could be embarrassing. I found this bad boy featured on Instructables, and if you want to create one yourself, here is the pattern. www.instructables.com/Knitted-Moustache/. Knit away!

The Womb

The womb is not pretty says MK Carroll. Really? I say. Well then, why did you find it pretty enough to knit your very own womb?
I have no idea what was the inspiration for anyone to design, much less take the time to knit such an anatomically yucky thing. I don't know what else to add here, but, why, oh why would anyone take the time to make one of these things, and who the heck would want one of these? Nonetheless, should you feel so inclined to knit your very own womb, baby not included, you may find the pattern on www.knitty.com.