A lip warmer. . .

I don't get it. Could you just imagine opening your birthday present and finding this little beauty? Maybe Aunt Bunny knit you this 'stache because you told her how much you liked hers. But, Aunt Bunny didn't recognize sarcasm much. Look closely, and you will see this moustache comes complete with its own ear attachments to keep it in place, because a crooked moustache could be embarrassing. I found this bad boy featured on Instructables, and if you want to create one yourself, here is the pattern. www.instructables.com/Knitted-Moustache/. Knit away!